MEAT DRESS!
D is now not so against being fashion forward.
You’re out and about. You get a text from a fauxialite boy. You can
I think we all know how this one goes….
If we all had AIM:
B: Starjooess42
D: Lonestarlover
Pso:skaterboi85
LM:Stonergurrl69
SA: pruneandfluff_soixante_neuf
KOs: blackOutnPout2009
Emon: mEsSyToPkNoT76
So many away messages would follow…
1: Do you spoon?
2: Of course
1: What if the person you’re with turns away from you post-spoon?
2: Oh no! He’s trying to make you be the big spoon!!
3 out of 4- not bad! How many do you have?
¶They have trouble controlling their intake even after deciding that they will drink no more alcohol than a given amount.
¶They find themselves thinking obsessively about drinking — when and where and with whom they will drink next.
¶When they drink, they behave in ways that are uncharacteristic of their sober self.
¶They experience blackouts, unable to remember what took place during a drinking bout.
“It’s not the number of drinks that defines an alcoholic,” Ms. Benton said. “It’s what happens to you when you’re drinking.”
-Jenny Holzer
Sometimes you want to be responsible and take the subway home and you start walking to the best stop and on the way you get tired and decide you want to take a cab but you’re wrong about where the Chase branch is and then you have to find another ATM but there is no Duane Reade near by so you go to the closest McDonalds because they are advertising free ATMs for participating banks but you’re bank doesn’t participate and then since you’re there you go the bathroom and on the way down the stairs you decide to get an MnM McFlurry and since you’re in line already you get a 4 pc Chicken McNugget and you get in a fight with your friend about hoarding the McNuggets and then he tweets about you’re consumption of said McNuggets and you fight more on the cab ride uptown.
And sometimes you just take the subway home.
Prom is necessary because its the only time you will get that dressed up to dance and be sober.
